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Financial Inflammation

The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.
-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.

-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.

-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.
by Wordweavers May 8, 2019
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Financial Confidence

(N) When you find a money in your pocket or couch that you didn't even know you had, therefore boosting your confidence financially.
Today, I found a dollar in my couch and totally hit up the ice cream man with all of my financial confidence!
by Superralfy January 10, 2010
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Financial Fetishism

Phenomenon typically observed in socioeconomically privileged individuals in which the existential emptiness plaguing their souls manifests as the impulsive spending of money on useless yet strangely specific products and activities with no practical use or benefit except to act as an outlet for their philosophical or sexual frustrations.
Once above a certain tax bracket, people are susceptible to financial fetishism.
by FeynmanFigures June 23, 2019
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financier felons

Also Known As: a Banker CEO or Insurance CEO (noun/plural)

1. Banker CEO or Insurance CEO
2. Recipient of $$ millions in bonus booty
3. Inventor of new fees for public
they were financier felons sweeping up millions is bonus booty. Studying the

technique of the street creep by hardly

working hard circling the unsuspecting public like avulture capitalist.
by malia1950 February 5, 2010
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End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.
Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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Wu Tang Financial

A well-respected investment bank that provides financial services.
You need to diversify yo' bonds, nigga!

- Wu Tang Financial
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Wu Tang Financial

A financial corporation owned by Wu-Tang Clan. Consult them if you need to diversify your bonds. It's also nuttin to fuck with.
Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit, Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit...
(From their Chappelle's Show Comemrcial, "Wu Tang Financial".)
by Silverberg June 29, 2006
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