lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015

M4 FEHEEEM

A state of great confusion where your voice becomes sqeaky

MR !
I AM M4 FEHEEEM!!!

by zinhumxenon January 28, 2019

Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

butt fever

A bout of diarrhea and vomiting.

I suffered from the butt fever last week.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Glandy Feves

The street name for Glandular Fever

He pulled too many birds he got glandy feves

by glandyboi January 17, 2021

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

curry fever

Similar to jungle fever...but being addicted to brown girls (especially indian). You become obsessed with them and want to bang them all hard.

Did you see the tits on that fucking brown girl?? Holy shit, I think I just blew my load in my pants.
Fuck man, you just have curry fever.

by Bombdizzle2 April 30, 2006