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pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018
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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
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white trash ferrari

The white trash Ferrari can be traced back to three cars: Mustang, Firebird, and the Camaro.

These cars (at least 10 years old) can be found sitting next to a trailer. They often have NASCAR stickers on them (mostly referencing Dale Earnhardt). Racing stripes are often found a necessity.

The drivers are ALWAYS white. If you see a black man driving one of these cars, it is safe to assume it is stolen - please do not see this as a rip on black men - it is just fact that they would not want to be seen in one of these vehicles unless they were pulling a job. Secondly, these white drivers are mostly of low socioeconomic standing. Third, their education level often peaks out at what their father was capable of teaching them at home. Lastly, these people would rather own a depreciating asset than a home.
by LikeItIs May 30, 2006
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The Ferret

Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!

David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.

Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.

Michael: What a terrible idea...
by T. Dub! November 15, 2011
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fergerator fingers

A undisclosed group of cliffs and chutes at the ski area A-basin in Colorado. Its location is secret.
Bro, did you huck furgerator fingers? Yeah they were sick!
by FURG March 11, 2005
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Ferrari

1. A fine-tuned Instrument.
2. Build to be used on tracks, NOT on the streets where potholes and such lie.
3. Not an SUV.
The Ferrari is a fine-tuned instrument.
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