felts

the plural of felt
new moriah elizabeth word

i got some tread and felts

by moriah-elizabethfan September 12, 2020

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you

“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”

by Root14 June 10, 2022

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025