Farmer’s Breakfast 

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

Farmer’s Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Farmer’s Fart 

When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm

I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!

Farmer’s Fart by Spencer802 July 21, 2018

Farmer's Head 

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

Farmer's Head by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Farmer's Logic 

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

Farmer's Logic by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

farmer's blow 

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

farmer's blow by David99 April 30, 2007

farmer style 

The act of ordering a sandwich with the most common ingredients however combined in such a way that makes the sandwich so unique that it should be named for its recipient. Farmer style also carries over into the workplace where it can describe the act of completing a task in the most unusual of ways ex. a new method of marksmanship which greatly improves hadicapped shooters.

"Farmer style cheese steak please".

farmer style by Stan Da Man August 12, 2006

farmer hankey 

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

farmer hankey by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005