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fapshit

An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confronting circumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".
Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.
by Mynoduesp23 June 1, 2010
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Fapstep

*Friend walks in on me*

"dude you're getting your fapstep on!"
by ElectraKnight April 17, 2014
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Fapshism

Short for fapping or fapnation, Many states have been up in the air on letting this pass. Fapshism is the freedom to fap as you please and make it known. This is a branch off from raising your donger. Fapshism pairs best with the definition of "Swallowing". Omgbomber @ twitch.tv is a advocate of Fapshism and will gladly explain.
Shout out to scatfetis, Omgbomber, f1008 and the freedom of fapshism to be able to fap wherever and whenever we want and make it known. #fapshism
by f1008 December 8, 2015
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Fapststrastonator

A man who faps all his life. 24/7 masturbating. After he cums, he keeps fapping. Forever.

Note: No such man has been recorded in history as of posting date.
Guy 1: *Fapping Under Table* Yeah, but I prefer the name, Fapststrastonator.
Guy 2: But why?
by TechnoAngel December 19, 2017
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Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.
Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.
by San Te February 9, 2018
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fapseption

the act of fapping whilst watching recorded material of yourself fapping to a video of yourself fapping
dude last night i had some serious fapseption
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fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate
Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!
by 115factsbless September 9, 2018
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