aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.

* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."

by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

fappable

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

Man, that picture is really fappable.

by L.K Winters September 7, 2008

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

fapper

Some one who masturbates all the time.

John is such a fapper. When is the last time he left his room?

by Kassi September 27, 2005

Fapple

The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014

sleep fapnea

Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.

Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.

by faponfapoffthefapper August 8, 2009

fapening

A mass leak of masterbation materials of celebraties.

I jerked so hard at the fapening

by great9rejects September 1, 2014