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Faisalitis

This is a mental disease, commonly found in women, first discovered in 1984, that scientists and doctors are yet to thoroughly explain. The determinants of this disease include glowing skin, elevated mood, upbeat personality, etc. The disease gained a lot of popularity through literary work in the late 19th century. Writers have frequently used the disease as a metaphor for 'charm'. The patterns of these writings suggest that the disease was caused by tall, caramel-skinned, humorous intellectuals. Talks of this disease peaked when writer Ahammada Begum predicted in her revolutionary book 'Bane of the Education System' that in 2020 the disease will spread across the northern parts of Bangladesh and cause unusuaities and instabilities that have never been seen before.
Naome seems too happy and empowered these days, I can't help but think she has Faisalitis.
by Lokkhi Bee September 21, 2020
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Faisal

When see a boy named faisal just run they’re soo full of their selfs it might drive you crazy
Why is she running?
She saw a faisal!
by Real definitions right here November 25, 2021
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Faisal

An absolute alpha male with over the top body physique.

He is so handsome that he may have 7 girlfriends at the same time and no one ever knows.

He is very nice and rich too. He will simply throw cash at you for losing a game against him.

That is how alpha males behave. That is how Faisal behaves.

A faisal never gives up once he wants something. A gentleman with strong heart. His best friend is usually called the Beta Male.

A faisal usually have big dongers too ;)
I like how he is dominating me like a Faisal in this game on the bedroom ehem ehem.
by betamale69 November 23, 2021
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Faisal Alsawady

Class nerd, mainly into computers/Math always manages to know math lessons without studying them
yo bro stop using the school computer ur being like faisal alsawady
by z_hajx May 20, 2024
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Faisal

This is a person who's been through hell and back. He been through ups downs lefts and rights outside and inside them walls by higher ups. He's been set up and been made to be insane things. He was told by someone that they've been through this for years and now it's your turn. He was also told to right a book by a higher up. He responded by saying who would read it. Higher up said that he would. So look out for it.
Faisal: gotta book coming out soon
Jay: don't forget to have me in it
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
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