Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!
Guy 2: Your face!
10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!
Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
Guy 2: Your face!
10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!
Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
by av3nger November 16, 2010
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When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009
Get the Ultimate Fail mug.Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.
Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010
Get the Circadian fail mug.A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.
The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
by SPiggs April 12, 2009
Get the Set Sail for Fail mug.When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008
Get the Fail Asian mug.1. A proverbial cake served to someone who has made a major mistake
2. Used to celebrate a massive fuck up
3. In gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they've been pwnd
2. Used to celebrate a massive fuck up
3. In gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they've been pwnd
The staff members who missed Monday's important board meeting got a failcake.
Congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. Have a nice slice of failcake!
I assassinated your player and served him a failcake. You have been PWND!
Congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. Have a nice slice of failcake!
I assassinated your player and served him a failcake. You have been PWND!
by Panasonicyouth January 4, 2008
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