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Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.
Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"
by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011
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fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.
Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.
by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013
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Fail trading

A user that is really bad at good decision making and consistently loses value every single time they've tried to complete a trade. (ROBLOX Related)
Roblox trader: Did you hear about that youtuber that overpayed 50k for a dying item that's getting lowballed?
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.
by HexxyFTW August 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary fail

A few years ago when this site was still new, you could submit a word and be able to have your word reviewed by editiors and you would know whether your word was accepted in a matter of minutes. Also, there was a chatroom in editing and you had many more words to edit.

Now it takes forever to get your words on this site. People post videos to explain words. (wtf?!) They only give you like 5-10 words at a time to edit. They took away our chat room in the editing room. This site has changed.
Barb: I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary last night. It should have been on here by now.

Cris: A few years ago, your word would have been on the site by now. But now it takes forever so I'm not sure when your word will be on there. I haven't seen it yet.

Barb: That is such an Urban Dictionary fail!

Cris: Totally.
by PrincessL April 4, 2012
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Sad Spongebob Fail

An extremely stupid and sad fail, extremely far into a Catastrophic+ tower in JToH.

The best example of this, is when LiteratureDesk failed an incredibly easy jump on the final stretch of Citadel of Infinite Void.
Dude, I had a Sad Spongebob Fail on last jump of Tower of Vacant Hindrances..
by markeladerian August 1, 2023
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Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.
Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action
by failfooler April 2, 2009
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