Fabbit

Refers too a person who is gay and has small, cuddly, soft appearances and tendencies. A co-mingling of rabbit (small, soft, cuddly) and fag (gay).

That other guy was such a fabbit, he even had a furry scarf!

by EZ3ddie December 7, 2010

Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women

Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.

by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019

fabijan

This guy is a hot mess, literally. Normally a dude who's too intelligent to admit it yet, one big reason to that is, he's regretting it, that he hasnt been to college. so i've youre having a fabijan in your life, youre a lucky girl!

fabijan, girl: damn look at this hot handsome guy over there..

by Dadagurligurl January 2, 2017

Fabian

Fabian is a guy that is the best at fucking girls he has an 8-inch wang he will be perfect matches will people that start will E, R, S, T, D, F, B

Damn Fabian is so damn cute!!
Duh its Fabian

by Fat boy 101 December 10, 2018

Fabiola

an exclamation of joy, wonderment, and flowing locks, inspired by something glorious such as the sudden appearance of Fabio, male model extraordinaire

Fabiola! All of Merlin in one boxset? Just - Fabiola.

by GMCourf June 18, 2013

Fabian Strategy

Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.

My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.

by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011

Fabio

person who girls with no lives obsess over. they have no chance with this person, but will not take this for an answer. instead they continue to fantasize about trips they will take with this person and times they will get to see him.

"omg, look its fabio!"
"*drooling* we have no chance with him, but lets make a secret plan to take him away with us on a trip"

by MRRTortoizee! March 25, 2009