French 

A asshat son of a bitch that thinks there better then Everyone here

You sound sexy French "no I don't I just sound mad like a fffffrench chef

French by Ergghhhhhh April 23, 2018

French 

A more insulting version of coward.
Its potency can be increased by adding a military rank or position.

At a haunted house
Guy 1: Fuck this! I'm outta here.
Guy 2: Wow! CHICKEN!
Guy 3: What a fucking french rifleman!

French by GunCarrot August 1, 2018

French 

a rude incompetent individual who is extremely overweight yet completely oblivious to the notion

Rene: can i have your muffin?
random hot bitch: hell no!
Rene: why not?
random hot bitch: cause your too french!!

French by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

French 

I've noticed that the French seem to take pride in their work. Great, I as an American take pride in my work too. But you cant say the French helped build America, as we Americans killed the occasional Frenchman trying to take over our 13 original colonies. So we werent all fine and dandy during America's start. And also, we as Americans helped the French out a lot during their time, (such as war), of need and are still great trading partners with the French. But I dont really see the French helping back in modern times. America helped you during WW1 and WW2 but once we Americans get in trouble with Iraq, the French back out. Thanks for the great help. And dont say you give us weopons. We dont use them because well . . . they suck. Most jam after one or two shots literaly. I'm not saying our weopons are perfect, some of them blow up in our faces. But we admit it. So average french guy = Nice, kind hearted, a little shaky around Americans. No reason to be. We're fair people.

Frenchman The French French French Guy

French by Domenik E. October 21, 2011

French 

the worst language ever (No offense to french people)

Me: I speak French
French guy: Har Har oui oui baguette

French by Jcena9001 January 9, 2019

French 

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)

About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!

French by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

French 

Sometimes genuinely great, but often overrated because of French diplomacy, French culture, and so on.

Example 1
– Sup bruh, do you know Joris Delacroix ?
– Yeah, Joris Delacroix… French artist :P

Example 2
French government : The Daft Punk carried the #FrenchTech to the top !
Daft Punk : "You're saying this because we're robots, right ?"

French by jetzt August 14, 2018