A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'.
They may also have a thing for midgets (especially on horseback)
They may also have a thing for midgets (especially on horseback)
Dammit your a freaky bummer!!
Hey freaky bummer Tom Selleck is god!
or
Hey you,freaky bummer wheres your stash of midget porn?
Hey freaky bummer Tom Selleck is god!
or
Hey you,freaky bummer wheres your stash of midget porn?
by The Trunkmonkey! June 11, 2008

by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018

A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes
by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013

A time from 11-2pm when you feeling really really horny and you feel like doing sexual things with the other or same gender
by I don't kno September 3, 2017

Deleted.
See also the following:
BALEETED
DELTEATED
DELTACO
cheadeated
deedleated
MATT
meathead?
dltd
duh lee ted
teeteeted
bubs
diddly dee
repeated
733t3d
3-D movie
del monte
ddddddd
da cheated
diggity
beefeated
stupid word
See also the following:
BALEETED
DELTEATED
DELTACO
cheadeated
deedleated
MATT
meathead?
dltd
duh lee ted
teeteeted
bubs
diddly dee
repeated
733t3d
3-D movie
del monte
ddddddd
da cheated
diggity
beefeated
stupid word
-found at homestarrunner.com
by AlredyTryed January 7, 2004

When your girl masterbates in front of you, the wetter she gets, the more juices she puts both in her mouth and yours. This act is usually done from dusk to dawn while Indie music plays in the back round.
She fingered herself silly and kept pulling her wet fingers in both our mouths. We did this from when the sun went down to when it came up again while listening to Death Cab for Cutie on repeat. My girlfriend actually did a Freaky Hoskisson.
by KOBE69 September 17, 2010

people can be very very freaky all month long nd people can't deny it; u can do all the freaky stuff u can think of but when February is over u can't mention about it to no one not even ur bestfriend.
by bigoofdaddy November 12, 2019
