Flilf

From the Daily Show meaning "First Lady I'd Like to fuck".

"That Flilf Elizabeth Kucinich is hott yo"

"I know man, why the hell would she be married to that ugly motherfucker"

by hnajjar November 19, 2007

FFILF

Facebook Friends I'd Love to Fuck

Facebook friends you've dreamt of fucking.... FFILF

FFILF Facebook Friends I'd Love to Fuck

by Karl Khan September 17, 2013

filf

English term for the police, or cops

scarper lads, it's da filf

by end-o-son November 9, 2006

fcilf

fertile cresent id like to fuck

daaayum...when we were in history class all i could think about was the fertile crescent and how i'd wicked like to fuck it.FCILF

by gloryn October 29, 2006

failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.

There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.

by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010

Failfish

To define someone whom failed so hard that even fish will look down upon him/her.

You're a failfish.

by Eelwey June 7, 2018