Flu pal

A friend who can get your neccessities if you fall ill from swine flu.

The government recommends that everyone gets a flu pal who will be able to pick up medication for them should they fall ill from swine flu.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

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Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.

He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.

by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018

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Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed....... by drinking more Rakia.

“Look at that poor bastard, Must be Rakia flu”
“Hey Leo, what’s that on your face, have you got Rakia Flu again?”

by Ax23 March 3, 2019

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HoneNone flu

Another way of saying H1N1 Influenza A (formerly Swine flu).

My kid's school closed down because his classmate might have the HoneNone flu.

by wyldcherry April 30, 2009

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Malaysian Flu

Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.

Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.

by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

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