Flerching

When mom tells you not to eat all the pizza rolls but you eat her pie

I got yelled at by mom for flerching. Or the cops tried to arrest me for flerchi g

by Obviously not kevin May 25, 2019

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

Fleshing

To partake in an act traditionally of a sexually brutal nature in reference particulary to the female genetalia.

So...you've come for the fleshing.

Well your early...it's gonna be a bloodbath.

Last night was a flithy fleshing.

I'd give her the goo...not before the fleshing.

by Theartist July 24, 2013

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014