Flash poopy

When you leave your house feeling fine and you get to your destination, but all of a sudden you need to defecate (poo)... now.

Much like a Flash flood, except coming from the sphincter, and not the rain.

Martha: "I had a really great date, do you want to come inside? ;)"
Gunther: "Sorry Martha, I just got a crazy flash poopy going on here. Raincheck?"

by keendiggz August 11, 2010

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013

flash listings

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.

That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.

by mikie the yorkie April 2, 2008

flash worm

An insult

you're arma 3 server is a fucking joke like what the fuck were u thinking you stupid baboon nigger monkey kys i finlly find enough screw to build i small shittie 4 by 4 find a helli things are looking up then i get raid by some drity spicks from half way around the world i didnt get shot but when i was logging in i go down stair and my fucking legs just give out or somethening like with and i die best server around gg ok then i proceed to type to the boosted nerds and i say one word insta fucking banned wow not a warning or a week ban no fucking permant ban cuase u think thats perfect perm ban him gg you boost na flash worm nigger monkey gorilla bitch

by flash worm March 6, 2017

flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

by urban asshole March 2, 2010

flash bastard

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.

Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.

by Keenath July 1, 2008

flash crush

An infatuation that only lasts for a short amount of time. Generally when you like someone, but are aware that it will not last for much longer than a week.

Girl 1: Natasha is going out with John
Girl 2: Oh really? I had a flash crush on him in the summer

by Janell Marton August 22, 2007