Flange Trouting

Slapping a fanny with a fish.

flange trouting, slap, fish, cod, tickle

by Stevo7777 January 26, 2009

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.

You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.

by enile February 24, 2009

Flange Baron

A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.

Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.

Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft

by G Raves August 14, 2009

Flange fluid

Remnents found in the mouth of a lesbian

After a good munching fest, flange fluid is left in the mouth of the muncher

by Lopburi June 28, 2006

flange plate

item of female anatomy used for the production of babies.

vagina

show me your flange plate

by dz9 July 4, 2008

Flange Shui

When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.

I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains

Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!

by Glenge January 24, 2011