Farting Around

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008

farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."

by freemason5600 November 4, 2011

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

Farting Barrier

The barrier that usually exists against farting in the company of each other at the outset of a new relationship. The individuals involved are usually very hesitant if not incredibly embarrassed to cross this barrier, at least not too early.

I can see you just crossed the farting barrier and you will regret that later tonight. Let me guess, a bean and cheese burrito for lunch? Excuse me while I go hang out with the dog in the other room for a while.

by Fanictic October 2, 2013

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022