Falafan

A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.

Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."

by Courage Wolf's Minion December 3, 2010

Famfap

The more technical and scientoligific term for committing an incestuous act.

I hope my dad doesn't find out my sister and I famfapped last night!

by Dungeon Boy June 26, 2016

famagoon

A goon that is also a family member (preferably an edgy teen) of my son.

My famagoon consists of my edgy teen son

by Not a hipster April 5, 2017

Fama

Hating that some that someone is good at everything but you are still impressed.

OMG that person is so fama

by Cenanden June 5, 2017

Famfacker

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

Falafelkrieger

Falafelkrieger is a colloquial term coined to describe an individual who embodies both honor and a sense of being lost, inspired by the legendary Spanish knight, Raul, who had a fondness for falafel. According to folklore, Raul was known for his chivalrous nature and unwavering principles, but also had a reputation for being somewhat directionless. The term Falafelkrieger is used to evoke both admiration and a touch of bemusement when referring to someone with similar qualities.

"Being a Falafelkrieger means balancing honor and uncertainty, just like our friend Raul with his love for falafel."

by MaikeruDev July 20, 2023

brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014