A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.
"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."
by Expert42 August 29, 2023

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.
Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people
by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

by 50%Cat October 30, 2011

by Draskvin October 10, 2025

She is a NN expert
by DidHarambeReallyDie September 15, 2021
