When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020
Get the The Erniemug. Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
Get the Ernie and Bert Syndromemug. by James chargles December 14, 2019
Get the ernie fearmug. 
The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.
by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024
Get the Ernie Shelledmug. by walnut1zzzz December 23, 2021
Get the Erny Movementmug. by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021
Get the Ernie Whalemug.