Ennis Joslin

Anything that's anything. Can be a substitute for any word.

Ennis joslin derived from a road sign that was driven past in Corpus Christi, TX, 1973 when a young lad named Jlaw said "I'm just joshin with you," to which another lad by the name of BRT immediately replied "I'm just ennis joslin' with you," with an emphasis on ennis joslin' like no other. From that moment forward the lads began to replace different words or phrases with "ennis joslin." An example of this would be "Ahh, I'm ennis joslin' all over myself right now." The lads later determined that ennis joslin could be used for any verb on planet earth, but later discovered that ennis joslin could be used for any word at all. So what could ennis joslin be classified as you ask? Is it a noun? A verb? An antecedent or a demonstrative pronoun? There's only one possible solution - It's an ennis joslin, which could be defined as the following: anything anybody wants it to be. It is the most scrumtralescently beautiful ennis joslin ever conceived by human beings.

by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008

Entitlement Junkie

A Black-American who believes he/she is entitled to anything he or she desires up to and including: Reparations for slavery, free meals at restaurants, free drinks, "hooked up" drinks, respect (without giving/earning it), WIC, food stamps, etc. They are "never" wrong, and will argue for hours with management or any non-black that disagrees with them, the females sometimes getting aggressive.

When there's nothing wrong with the meal or service, an entitlement junkie will still complain until some or all of their bill is free.

by SweatyBalls December 18, 2010

Entitled Brat

An Unmotivated and depressed teenager who's been spoiled since the early teen years and has been able to do whatever they want

Andrew has been an entitled brat ever since he was 13

by Andy Sor November 24, 2017

enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

entity xf

Possibly one of the sickest cars in grand theft auto 5. Better acceleration than the adder an great traction

Guy one: Dude! Check out my new entity xf!

Guy two: Motherfucker im jealous! Ill blow up that shit!
Guy one: k fine just dont lose all your money!

by 12pissoff12 January 29, 2014

Enticer

Someone who entices.

He's such an enticer, he gets all the sexy señoritas.

by Lifeisagame9 December 12, 2018

Ennis, Tx

A small town south of Dallas full of snarky bitches and asshats who used to be cheerleaders and football players before getting pregnant at 19 and settling down in waxahachie. Ennis is known for the purple weeds that grow every April. The drinking water smells like fish oil and shit stains because of the equally nasty lake that the water comes from. If you’re looking for a place that will cater to your every need (so long as you’re white, simi-rich, and a man) then ennis Texas is the place for you!!

Please, for the love of God, don’t move to ennis, Tx! I beg you! Oh God please stay away! Please.

by HaiHai010 May 21, 2019