Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
Get the Enriquemug. He is a very inteligent man with an perfect ability for making laugh people. He would make you smile and also he es well known for fuck furrys, thats his passion and the life style he wants. He also likes gay sex with people in animal costume.
by El mata viejas November 23, 2021
Get the Enriquemug. A couple in love, all it took was him walking up, saying a goofy line and Dez matching the vibe. Didn't take these 2 long to fall in love. Enrique being the shy one and Dez being more outgoing these two are made for each other. Neither had luck with love until they met each other.
by Haterfr February 20, 2024
Get the Enrique and Dezmug. Why is that person such an Enrique
by cheeziii July 15, 2019
Get the Enriquemug. He seems to be known to have a large self esteem but most enriques are actually gay which if okay since it is 2019
by Ppsuck9000 May 6, 2019
Get the Enriquemug. Someone who seems to constantly deny the fact there gay or bi-sexual. But loves men and secretly wants to world to know it.
Your being an Enrique right now.
by Koolaidneesha September 24, 2020
Get the Enriquemug. by vanillastrb3 November 23, 2021
Get the Enrique Emyrmug.