Misdemeanour Education

An excuse to use when the teacher sends you out or hands out a sanction and could get a £100 fine or up to one week in a educational correctional facility.

Dumb bitch ima report you for misdemeanour education

by CS Teacher January 29, 2021

Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009

Nadair Equation

An equation used in Qualculus to express an idea of how to process and represent data.

This Nadair equation shows how the accounts may be processed for renewal.

by Robert A. August 12, 2004

physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED

I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.

by PurpleWatermelon March 26, 2005

Emulator

A wonderful device that lets you play the video games you grew up with. Examples include ZSNES (best SNES emulator ever), GENS (Best Genesis emulator ever), and Mekaw (Best Game Gear/SMS emulator ever). The game images (ROMS as they're called) are downloaded separately. The emulator reads the ROM file, and activates it. Most emulators have graphic and audio options, for example you can interpolate the screen graphics or toggle between stereo on monaural sound settings. You can also map the control settings and use gaming add-ons, to try to make it feel more like the console your emulator imitates.

I use Snes9x at school every day.

by Hand Hanzo May 2, 2005

Education Perfect

A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.

Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.

Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer

Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020

education

Something that schooling gets in the way of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of a good education

by ChildStar October 29, 2005