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emeraldu_splash

A very well, strange Tiktok user but makes enjoyable content that I would laugh at around 3 in the morning
Yesterday I watched one of emeraldu_splash‘s videos and I almost fucking pissed myself
by Saltyz July 24, 2021
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Eraldo

The master of everything that exists
And then Eraldo said let there be light ...
by Legendary007EK November 22, 2021
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Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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Sadists Emerald

Green plant matter, usually the stem of a vegetable that one must either consume or take a bite of if a bet/money match is lost.
Person 1: I heard Lewis lost that LoL match to Luke, now he has to take a chomp out of that 3 week old broccoli stem.

Person 2: That some sadistic shit right there.

Person 1 Yeah, it's the gem of a casual sadists arsenal. The sadists emerald.
by unitology July 29, 2016
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mining for emeralds

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.
1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"
by PoorbandT December 14, 2008
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20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.
Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt
by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021
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damn fourth chaos emerald

The fourth to come in a series of exactly seven emeralds - the main branch of the Chaos Emerald franchise.
Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?
by StringedGuitar17 July 11, 2021
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