elitefitness

An online meeting place for JUICERS, JOOSERS, JEWZERS to obtain sources for steroids, get tips on bleaching their o-rings, fight over green dots (karma), and pay rediculous sums of money to be COTBs (Chairman of The Board) and bask in the adoring glow of the other lemmings.

When he wasn't injecting his ass with the juicy-joose, he could be found hanging out at elitefitness.

by Connorx May 5, 2009

Yelp Elite

They thrive on Yelp's 2 tier system of becoming "Elite", which Yelp hands out like candy, in order to meet people and attend events preferred restaurants foot the bill for.

Yelp Elite status also provides many members with a sense of accomplishment, self-worth and superiority over others. Qualities that until that point did not exist in their lives.

by Miami Yelper June 11, 2010

Eclits

A brief flash of ones vagina, typically experienced when shifting legs while wearing a short skirt commando.

Lindsey Lohan eclitsed the paparazzi while leaving her vehicle the other day.

Stephanie always eclitses the room when she wears her Forever 21 mini skirt.

by Jianability October 8, 2013

Sleepless Elite

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Metal Elitist

A person who hates most metal that is popular, and would rather listen to some shitty metal band with a name nobody would care to pronounce correctly and a fan base of 5 people in the whole world. Anymore is considered too popular for their liking and is automatically deemed a shit band. They will flame the 13 year olds who mistake nu-metal bands for actual metal.

Metal Elitist: Dimmu Borgir? They suck shit balls. They're sellouts, and their shitty music isn't metal. Go listen to some Korpiklaani.

Oh wait, I just found out that 10 kids at my school like them, nevermind, they suck ballsack also.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 6, 2009

Elitists

The plural of elitist. In short, a person, or group of persons, who believes something about them make them superior to others, and they feel the need to flaunt their superiority.

Elitists are scum, no matter who they support.

by Dark Chaos August 12, 2004

Video Game Elitist

A person who believes he is better than everyone just because he plays games that are underrated and unpopular.

These types of Elitists think they know how game design works, and sometimes they pretend to know what they're talking about, but they just spit out random facts and criticisms that they themselves know make no sense but still say to boost their ego.

Video Game Elitists are commonly known to be narcissistic and douchey. They outright disrespect the opinions of others, try way too hard to be "different," and think that they're of a higher position just because they think they're "different."

Paul: Thomas just made fun of me for being a fan of Undertale...

Adrian: Man, Thomas is such a Video Game Elitist

by BrosifJoseph May 25, 2017