Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.
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Emily's Army.
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Hero: "Emily you have made me so angry that I want to murder innocent happy good looking children!!!"
Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"
Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"
Emily: "I'm not telling!!"
Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"
Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"
Emily: "I'm not telling!!"
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