The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽
Hey look its elmer!
by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

by ShanersDelight September 29, 2020

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it
"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"
by stellatois August 2, 2021

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022
