Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
 Get the ELMERmug.
Get the ELMERmug. Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020
 Get the Elmer N.mug.
Get the Elmer N.mug. The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity  December 19, 2024
 Get the Brandon Elmer Skidmoremug.
Get the Brandon Elmer Skidmoremug. Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.
by Matarayos September 25, 2023
 Get the Elmeredmug.
Get the Elmeredmug. Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025
 Get the Elmermug.
Get the Elmermug. Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽
Hey look its elmer!
by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021
 Get the Elmermug.
Get the Elmermug.