helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Elmered

Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.

-Man I feel bad for her she got Elmered last week.

by Matarayos September 25, 2023

Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF

- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER

by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

Elmer

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽

Hey look its elmer!

by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021

Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.

Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022