Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Extreme Ejaculate Easter

Or EEE for short, this challenge starts in easter and ends in the end of easter, all you gotta do is ejaculate every day, or else you fail the challenge, simple right?

Yo, today's Easter, you know what that means...
Extreme Ejaculate Easter challenge

by xxMichaeliscool June 23, 2024

Forward Ejaculate

When a girl shoots your load back onto your dong after you finish in her

Daniel: oops I just finished inside of you

Isabella: watch out… I’m going to forward ejaculate it out of me on your weiner

by Kosher Daddy Dan October 14, 2025

Suffocate N Ejaculate

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.

I’m going to do the Suffocate N Ejaculate

by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018

Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023