He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
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Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
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If you ever meet a Ediona you will be extremly lucky, because you will for sure never find someone again with that name, bc it is just so unique like she is.
She also tend to overreact at the little things, but that can be funny. Ediona may be smart at school but she can be really dumb when it comes to life, lol.
A little cute looking girl with a strong personality who is always down for a good and fun time!
If you ever meet a Ediona you will be extremly lucky, because you will for sure never find someone again with that name, bc it is just so unique like she is.
She also tend to overreact at the little things, but that can be funny. Ediona may be smart at school but she can be really dumb when it comes to life, lol.
A little cute looking girl with a strong personality who is always down for a good and fun time!
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If you ever meet a Ediona you will be extremly lucky, because you will for sure never find someone again with that name, bc it is just so unique like she is.
She also tend to overreact at the little things, but that can be funny. Ediona may be smart at school but she can be really dumb when it comes to life, lol.
A little cute looking girl with a strong personality who is always down for a good and fun time!
If you ever meet a Ediona you will be extremly lucky, because you will for sure never find someone again with that name, bc it is just so unique like she is.
She also tend to overreact at the little things, but that can be funny. Ediona may be smart at school but she can be really dumb when it comes to life, lol.
A little cute looking girl with a strong personality who is always down for a good and fun time!
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