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Turkey Eclipse 

Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.
Turkey Eclipse by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
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Facial Eclipse 

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.
Facial Eclipse by shankaskank October 17, 2010

Mitsubishi eclipse 

RS model = chick car GSX = balls to the wall mans whip. the guy that posted number 2 is a retard
mitsubishi eclipse GSX is the turbo all wheel drive

Coral Eclipse

The end of everything.
An anime website.
When the moon and the sun colide.
The apoclypse is similar to the coral eclipse.
Coral Eclipse by Ecliptica June 17, 2006

scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.
When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.
scrotal eclipse by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

Anti-Eclipse 

The term used to describe the period of time when neither the sun or moon are visible. This is most prevalent when there is an eclipse occurring which is not directly visible by you. Not to be confused with a new moon.
L - "God Richard, why can't I see the moon tonight?"

R - "Maybe It's foggy?"

L - "No I think it's a new moon"

R - "Just checked Google. There's an eclipse in Australia"

L - "Ahh! Must be a good ol' Anti-Eclipse then"
Anti-Eclipse by Lambat May 17, 2011

dick eclipse 

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
dick eclipse by QueenMae May 31, 2014