A man with an absurdly long, girthy penis. The sheer size of his schlong will devastate anyone who crosses his path.
Easton has a massive penis.
by JBONE4SHO March 5, 2022

A name used to describe a sexy, funny, and hardworking man, great lover, knows all the right moves physically and basically a god amongst mortal men. And way hotter and better in any way compared to everyone else especially his friends like Edgar and Matthew.
Easton Gutierrez wow a career and he graduated from a university in 3 months, has a car and his own place at 20? Holy shit he’s perfect
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 11, 2022

He has a massive Cock.
by anonymous April 1, 2022

The most annoying person you will ever meet. he will make your life a living hell and never want to make you happy. If theirs an Easton in your life run while you can.
by Joker_Batman April 11, 2022

by Ejrhshend August 26, 2025

by Bertha James August 5, 2016

He is pretty kind I guess, he is VERY funny, and he likes football and sports (most of them do) he is loyal and is a good friend, he wont leave you unless you do something to him, a lot of girls like him yet he chooses to stay single, he def has a crush but he wont admit who it is, If you want a Easton, go get him, but he's not very easy to pull
by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024
