Skip to main content

EarthE

An eco excellent reward, a groovy gift or rad words that are given to friends and others for taking actions that protect this planet's lifeforms.

Also spelled and pronounced "earthy".
Examples include an EarthE kiss, EarthE art, EarthE poetry, EarthE massage, EarthE love, EarthE money, EarthE poetry, EarthE party, EarthE cuddle or any other nice stuff that is given to others for being sweet to our biosphere.

"Because Sara always uses her reusable water bottle, bowl and spoon to reduce pollution I drew a weird but cool EarthE picture and gave it to her."
"Ken rode his bike to school in the rain even though he has an awesome car - so I gave him an EarthE lipstick smooch for helping our environment."
"I sang an EarthE song for Laura because she put compact fluorescent bulbs in her green home."
"I wrote Steve an EarthE story because he eats organic food to defend the oceans, rivers and air."
"When my eco sexy friends volunteer for environmental projects I do an EarthE dance for them."
"Richie shows the new kids how to recycle so I tackled him and gave him an EarthE hug cuz he likes that."
by Stele Ely March 12, 2008
mugGet the EarthE mug.

Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Flat Earthers mug.

earthbread

noun
1. Excrement
2. Synonym for feces: poop, shit, hoobastank, turd

Originated in Boston's metro north region in 2014, this term originated from Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, wherein the player may encounter a root vegetable known as an "earthbread" on the ground during gameplay. The earthbread herb resembles a turd of shit, which is how the term began to be used synonymously with human excrement, particularly the ideal "log" shape. (Diarrhea, therefore, is not "earthbread" as it does not hold shape.)

When someone prepares to make a bowel movement, they are said to be "opening the bakery for business", and the act of defecation is called "baking an earthbread".
"Oh God, I ate so much turkey dinner, I have to bake an earthbread."
"My body is so regular, I bake earthbread three times a day!"
"Who the hell left that earthbread in the toilet and didn't flush??"
by Fernanderson March 1, 2016
mugGet the earthbread mug.

earthers

A term used by people who colonise space, for people born on Earth.
"Those earthers think they are so much better than us."
by BoyOfTheEnders October 1, 2008
mugGet the earthers mug.

Earthed

To force a bowel movement on the ground or other solid surface at ground level causing the deficator to squat.
Dude just totally earthed a loaf on that rock over by the waterfall. The toddler earthed one in the front yard much to his parents chagrin.
by Hempster420 May 15, 2015
mugGet the Earthed mug.

earthen mother

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.

I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
by Ying Yang October 7, 2006
mugGet the earthen mother mug.

flat earthers

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart
by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019
mugGet the flat earthers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email