Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

Meth Eyeball

Meth eyeball is a condition where one of the eyeballs move in odd directions like lazy eye, but it is caused by years of crystal meth abuse.

Cassie’s nickname is Meth Eyeball, her boss Tammy fired her for smoking meth in the gas station shed.

by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024

source of eyeball

Getting to see the source of the information, looking them in the eye to determine the truth

I went to the source of eyeball to see the situation for myself

by Tartan January 13, 2017

pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball

Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "

by bib48584670 December 20, 2018

Dropping the eyeball

When a sad song comes on right after you make a big decision you were unsure about.

Bruh, Spotify has totally been dropping the eyeball on me lately! I just blocked Jason last week and Afire Love came on just like that!

by a-lad_insane November 30, 2020

Xariyah (Xari’s Eyeball)

The biggest bootyhole ever

“Xariyah (Xari’s Eyeball) is a buttface.”

by Dead kid in the bathroom. March 8, 2022

Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023