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anti-napoleon dynamite

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.
<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!
by DesZebre February 7, 2005
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Napolean Dynamite

An indie movie. You either love it or hate it. Quoted constantly by fifth and sixth graders running around with "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirts. Has absolutely no plot or storyline and the characters are basically white trash and really stupid...but it sticks in your mind!!! its sooo stupid that it's kind of funny. anyway, see it because even if you hate it, it's better to have seen it cuz people won't stare at you like ur some idiot. I still don't get why its so popular!!! it makes no sense...but w/e its still okay. on a scale of 1-10, its a 4 imo
some quotes from Napolean Dynamite...

"TINA! Go eat some ham!"
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Whatever I feel like doing. GOSH!!!"
by ReDsOxBaBe October 2, 2005
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napolean dynamite

the best frickin movie ever made gosh
every other movie sucks compaired to this one
by logan January 2, 2005
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Napoleon Dynamite

A pretty funny movie if you watched it when it came out and before EVERY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD started using phrases from it like "GOSH" and "FLIPPIN SWEET" and shit like that.
This movie got played out like hell...everyone ruined its funnyness by over using lines from it.
"GOSH did you see that FLIPPIN SWEET movie NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE. GOSH it's so FLIPPIN SWEET. VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!"

"fuck you that shit is old as hell"
by i used to like that movie March 28, 2005
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Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011
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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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napoleon dynamite

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.
1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college
by Euthanasia April 13, 2005
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