Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019

donkster

The combination of a donkey and a lobster.

They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.

by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008

Drunkstin

An alcoholic whose real name is Justin drunk ass

Drunkstin got wasted at the bar last night...again.

by CrazyRay March 7, 2005

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

drunkself

Your alter ego when you're drunk or intoxicated.

"Last night at the party I was strippin' naked on a table... I hate my drunkself."

by Wizard-Lizard March 6, 2016

drunksnuggle

Snuggling with someone or something while intoxicated.

Something ain't right when you drunksnuggle up with some mayo.

by DrinkyMcDrunkFace September 17, 2017

ducksphere

a sphere of duck

I woke up and gazed in awe. It was him. He was so round and so duck. It can be only him. Ducksphere.

by Perrcival the Playtpus III. June 1, 2023