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dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
by kr3493k February 14, 2008
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Albus Dumbledore

Professor Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945, for the discovery of the twelve uses of dragon's blood and his work on alchemy with his partner,Nicolas Flamel!
You could use Albus Dumbledore in a sentence for example:He was the greatest wizard of all time.
by Tall man on the West hill. October 8, 2011
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Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" = Really big hottie.
by Christa December 17, 2004
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dumbledore

The guy who ran Hogwarts, who dies from Snape
by w00terz0rz August 18, 2005
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dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.
by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006
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dumburb

a retarded ass word that you would never utter, much like the word that is being defined now, that you thumbed up on urban dictionary. in fact, 96% of the "words" defined on this website are fucking retarded. "words" have grown into "phrases".... what the fuck is a "meme"? honestly!?! fuck it. please do not ever utter a dumb urban dictionary (dumburb) word in public, lest you wish for a boot to the head.
its been five hours, have you thought of a word to post on urban dictionary?

all i thought of was some STUPID BULLSHIT THAT NOBODY WOULD UTTER in the "urban" world, however, i came up with some witty shit that white kids who pretend to be black (wiggers, scum of society, dumbfucks, jocks) would say.

what is it?

DUMBURB MOTHER FUCKER
by dumburb October 14, 2010
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Dumb and Dumber Shit

Inspired by the movie "Dumb and Dumber " when Jim Carrey's character gives Jeff Daniels character a large amount of laxatives to ruin a date. It lead to Daniels sitting on the toilet talking a very noisy, smelly shit. Dumb and Dumber shits often come after a thunderous stomach growl in which the person knows it is time to get to the toilet.
"That mexican food was great last night, but I feel a "Dumb and Dumber Shit" coming on."
by jh0818 November 5, 2009
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