Lex Steele Dumbledore

Dumbledore is gay and likes butt sex so he put the charm "penis maximus" on his dick and became Lex steele Dumbledore. it can be used to refer to either getting raped or just to refer to the way Dumbledore likes harry potter and spends hours with him in his office

Man that accounting final sucked, Lex steele Dumbledore had his way with me.

by you knoww who December 2, 2010

Dumbledore That Ho

As witnessed in the sixth Harry Potter movie, the act of shoving one's face into a large vat of sperm, or "pensive" as you are led to believe.

Also can be used as slang for anything gay.

"Man, i missed and came on the bed, but it's okay. I just shoved her face in it"

"way to dumbledore that ho"

dumbledored

by luminacinemas July 22, 2009

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

by redeft April 25, 2008

Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass

He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"

by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020

Dumbledore

Noun- a bumblebee in West Country English (closest to original Anglo-Saxon Ænglic) found in UK's counties of: Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Somerset and BANES (Bath and North East Somerset) extending historically to Wiltshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire and Isle of Wight- alias "West Country". The chocolate box image of real England: God's own County; "that green and pleasant land", with many traditions, dance music, culture, very few undesirables, but with an horrific homicide rate if TV shows were real (Midsomer Murders, Hot Fuzz, etc. ), capital city: Brissol (Bristol).
Also empirically proven as the most trustworthy accent of UK, Cockney and Scouse being least trustworthy.

Adge Cutler: "Where that bloody dumbledore be? Bugger me! Stout as a blackbird, he was, an' all!"

by Yeracker March 16, 2022

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018