Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009

Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.

On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."

by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011

Dumpster Life

The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.

Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.

by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

dumbstorming

The opposite of brainstorming/Coming up with idiotic ideas in serious, stressful situations. It can also be used in the form of a verb (to dumbstorm).

Peter's dumbstorming led to the idea of adding red wine to the stain on Joe's priceless white shirt.

by Christian Wolff June 20, 2017

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

dumbasser

When one is on an greater level of dumbass

He such dumbasser than me

by Dumbasser December 27, 2017