Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

daling

(Dale-ing) To fuck for dominance and not pleasure. A modern take on felacio from olden days.

You're going to get a daling from doing that.

by Photogrocker May 3, 2018

Duking

The act of putting one’s finger in one’s mouth, removing it, dipping it into a packet of sherbet and then immediately putting it into your own arse

“I tried duking last night while I was jerking off”
“How was it?”
“Fizzy”

by DUKE DUKING May 18, 2020

Duolingo

It's really nothing but a language learning website, and no, it will not kidnap your family, or murder you. If it said that, they probably posted that on April Fool's Day.

Duolingo myths are not true

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

dueling

When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time

Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?

by typical May 15, 2006

dueling tripods

After facing your opponent in a standard tripod position, kick repeatedly until one falls.

Joe dominated Katie in a classic match of dueling tripods.

by Joe Daniels March 12, 2007

Dulin

GOD OF EVERYTHING!!! www.dulintime.com www.neocoservices.com www.banneryear.com www.fiveironfrenzy.net every1 buy a lot, worship him!

*subliminal mesage to rebecca*

by the time he is 16, Dulin will be a millionare!

by Small D February 26, 2003