Duchebag

Douchebag-What your friends are when they need sleep. Most Duchebag's act like they are the shit and love to interupt conversations and add their own opinion to it

Greg- hey Jim how are you today
Jim- Great how are you

Duchebag- You 2 are faggets

by Jacobv92 September 13, 2009

duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007

duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

duchbaggery

In calling someone a duchbag u can in turn scream out what duchbaggery in effort to sound more intelligent.
This word only exists in Albert Campbell but feel free to use it!
Its not better then duchbag but its worse:P
aka a replacement for bull shit

Joe:"You smell nice"
Bob:"what DUCHBAGGERY I havent showered in two weeks!"

by Bob the turtle January 22, 2008

Duche Bag

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University frat-boys.

"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."

by Ace July 28, 2004

Duchepon

(adj) A cross between a douche and a tampon

DUDE YOUR A FUCKING Duchepon LE MAN DICK!

by xXxMANIACxXx September 12, 2009

duchtz

When someone who is a douche bag does something douchy to you, usually pronounced with a spanish accent, emphasis on the "u."

Ricardo got Duchtz by his roommates the other day.

by PresidentPorter July 11, 2011