drunken maria

to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.

"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."

by RyandVictor August 31, 2008

drunken pis

when a drunk guy goes to take a pis, he pulls out his tool and sees two, so he puts one of em away and pisses himself

dude what happened to that guys pants...
drunken pis... don't ask

by benomgebonics January 18, 2008

drunkenizer

One who utilizes the intoxicating effects of alcohol to pacify women into sexual submision.

hey bitch, drink that shit and come over here.

by Eric Phillips March 25, 2004

drunken virginity

at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. Sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. A large percent of people experience this during college.

“I found Nick this morning, passed out in the bath tub. It looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”

by M@thew December 9, 2008

Drunken Skank

A term used to refer to a female who frequently gets drunk at parties and hooks up with random guys.This person has encountered many walks of shame and is constantly reminded of her title.

Diana was such a drunken skank last night.She never disappoints.

by hdgihiui October 26, 2008

Drunkenstein

A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.

Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.

by Bass Windu February 22, 2012

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004