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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.
While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool
by hlavity February 15, 2008
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drop the kids off at the sea side

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.
oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!
by hazmat man July 4, 2006
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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007
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drop the kids off at the pool

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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Drop the Obamas off at the White House

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.
by PlannedAnxiety52 July 30, 2011
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drop the Vicks off at the pool

To take a huge dump. Michael and Marcus Vick are first class terds and are referenced here as such
I will be back in a few.....I am going to "drop the Vicks off at the pool."
by Iceman3 February 5, 2009
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drop the cosbies off

Honey. I'm going to go drop the Cosbys off be back in a minute!!!!!
by know the toe September 19, 2003
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