ballroom drapes

when a females vagina lips hang real low much like the drapes in a ballroom or movie theatre.

I was amazed at how low her ballroom drapes hung.

by J-Dog the J-man August 17, 2006

bologna drapes

same as meat flaps, bologna drapes are elongated pussy lips from years of use and abuse, commonly seen on older women, hookers, and whores

Her bologna drapes tasted like fish.

by BrownEye4U April 28, 2006

Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.

Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.

by (H+H) June 10, 2009

drape crusader

A side kick of Captain Cunnilingus.

Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out!

Oh no.. it looks like Captain Cunnilingus has lock jaw... this could be the end...

But wait!!! Here comes his sidekick, the Drape Crusader to bail him out!

by Kcally June 17, 2008

beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

by Becky B September 9, 2005

Drape Escape

After intercourse, the male gets up while the female is otherwise ocupied ( i.e...sleeping, in restroom, back turned) and proceeds to wipe his penis clean on the nearest set of drapes before he leaves

Male..."Would you be so kind to fetch me a drink of water?"
Female..."Sure I'll be right back."
Male...(gets out of bed and wipes his dick clean on nearest set of drapes before getting dressed to leave).
Has just performed a Drape Escape...best done after a one night stand

by Tonyfeelmybalogne April 8, 2010

tit drapes

A female shirt-like garment that hangs from the shoulders and flares outward towards the bottom. Tit drapes do not accentuate the breast region whatsoever, and furthermore makes women appear as if they are pregnant, cuz only pregnant bitches should be wearin that shit.

Why is that bitch wearin tit drapes

by matthewbaer January 16, 2008