drain squid

when you cum in the shower and you can see the cum still hanging onto the drain

I got into the shower this morning and stepped on someone's drain squid

by BossSaucey October 15, 2013

draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

circling the drain

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.

Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

French Drain

When someone diarreahs in someone else's mouth while wearing underwear, and the underwear filters the solid part of the feces. The resulting filtered liquid flowing through the underwear, and also the actual act, is called a French Drain.

I saw a video of a guy giving his girlfriend a French Drain, and I almost threw up.

by Chris311 December 22, 2006

drain the dragon

a slang expression for "urinate."

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

Drain Plugged

To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.

Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

the storm drains

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.

jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!

by the storm drains February 21, 2009