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Brain dragger

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.
by GoneJuan September 5, 2022
mugGet the Brain draggermug.

knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping
my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!
by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021
mugGet the knuckle draggermug.

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.
Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.
by SiTav November 23, 2021
mugGet the Shovel-draggermug.

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"
by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021
mugGet the Ditch Draggermug.

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