Douchecock 

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.

Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.

Douchecock by brofist42 August 28, 2012

Douchefunctional 

A idiotic person who is unable to function as a normal part of society and can not regulate control of irrational outbursts.

Kanye West is on the loose with his douchefunctional behavior again today.

Douchefunctional by Unicorn Knox October 11, 2018

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

doucheface by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.

Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."

Douchebuck by N. Adamson January 23, 2009

DouchFuck

Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...

Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"

DouchFuck by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

douchefaucet

a douchebag-like person, basically a douchebag from Northern New York State who does something to either piss you off or cause you hardship. An alternative to douchebag in the North Country.

Man, you know Travis, he was being a douchebag, but the real asswipe of the group was that mustached, douchefaucet Frank with his prick facial hair. He looked as much of an asshole as he acted.

douchefaucet by Ry@n February 15, 2008

douchedick

a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick

douchedick by clitandre May 11, 2009