douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

by trouble128 February 3, 2010

douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 8, 2010

Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....

by raiderjason October 30, 2011

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

by AshHole13 November 14, 2010

douche bag

A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.

That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.

by Ryan99 December 25, 2007

douche bag

someone who thinks they're tough shit and go through life being wannabes

tyler klippel is a douche bag

by duche bag hater October 9, 2008